Hey Men, What Makes It A Great Blow Job?

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All men love getting them, but not all women love (or even like) giving them. They’re not manscaped (which is beyond gross by the way), we gag, we fear they’ll cum in our mouths (if you’re not into that sort of thing); there are a million reasons why some women just won’t do it.

I’m talking about blow jobs.

Female porn stars can’t seem to get enough dick in their mouth and appear to be thoroughly enjoying every lick and suck. Men punch the clown to these images again and again. Yet, from what I hear, most women just won’t get on their knees for their man.

While watching porn with Mr. Sports Fan (it’s a guilt pleasure we each enjoy), he commented, “Wow, she gives an amazing blow job!” While this particular (gorgeous) starlet looked very into her work, how can you tell by watching that she gives a great blow job? And what constitutes a great blow job?

Well, first things first ladies, stop reading Cosmo and Glamour articles about giving mind blowing (pun  intended) oral pleasure to your man. They’re written by women who, let’s face it, may or may not give great blow jobs and we don’t have the ability to query their male recipients so…

Second, and probably the most difficult, ASK A GUY! While we women may know what it feels like to have our clit sucked rather than licked, we have no idea what lips wrapped around a cock feels like to a guy. Asking a guy for instructions on what he likes and how is not exactly easy: women don’t want to look like fools and men just clam up. They don’t want to discuss that shit!

So, back to the question at hand (or mouth in this case): what makes it a great blow job?

  • Enthusiasm! Get into it ladies, even if you don’t like it, pretend you do!
  • Do it like you want to finish the job (even if you don’t)
  • A little spit never hurt anyone, neither has a lot. It’s just saliva ladies, so get that meat stick nice and wet.
  • Passion. If he thinks you’re turned on while turning him on, it turns him on (if that makes any sense)
  • NO TEETH! Absolutely under no circumstances should your teeth come in contact with his penis. EVER!
  • Don’t forget his balls. They are super sensitive, but first find out whether he wants you to be gentle (kissing, licking, light sucking, stroking) or if he likes it a bit rough (sucking, grabbing, squeezing, tugging)

There you have it ladies, the secrets to great blow jobs. My own personal tips: not every guy/dick is the same and not every guy will enjoy the same “technique”, so ask.  If you can’t talk about sex, you shouldn’t be engaging in sexual acts, just my honest opinion. Oh, and don’t drop to your knees and open your mouth for every dick that comes your way. While practice does make perfect, practice on someone you want to be enthusiastic and passionate with. If you have to fake it, and even if you don’t, he should at least be worth the effort (and the sore knees)!

Men, you gotta help your woman out if you want her to rock your world! Tell  her what you like and don’t like. And for Christ’s sake, RECIPROCATE! (more on orally pleasing a woman is coming up soon)

Sex is an important part of any healthy relationship, and oral sex is part of that package. Ladies, if you want romance, suck it up and blow his mind!

~XOXO

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