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Please Check Your Drama At The Door!

Nov 19, 2014 5 Comments by

There’s nothing worse than drama, or more specifically relationships that involve drama. I honestly just can’t be bothered with people like this, no matter how much I like them (or in some cases want to fuck them). If I’m at a party or out with someone and all of a sudden the conversation turns from […]

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When Sex Leads to Broken Furniture

Oct 08, 2014 4 Comments by

Have you ever had one of those wild, rip each other’s clothes off, tear the room up sex sessions with your lover? You know (or I hope you do) the kind. I had one of these nights recently and, in addition to walking a little funny the next day, it also resulted in broken furniture! […]

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The Tale of the Giant Penis

May 17, 2014 7 Comments by

So there I was, legs in the air, both of us drenched in sweat as we finished round one on that sultry September night, when he says,  “I want you to ride me.” I smirked, slithered out from under him, flipped him around and mounted him. I love being on top; I think it’s a […]

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Worst Online Dating Messages: A Guys Take

Dec 13, 2013 No Comments

You’ve already read my thoughts on the worst messages I’ve received from guys during my online dating adventures, but ever wonder what guys think of the messages other guys send? Well, my friend Daniel LaRussa over at Limit Break Studios decided to pop in and write a guest post on this very topic!   There’s […]

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Swingers Or Cheaters, And What’s Swinging Anyway?

Jul 19, 2013 14 Comments

While participating in a chat room recently, as part of a radio show, the topic of swinging came up and whether or not swinging is just a permission slip to cheat. My answer of course is Hell No! As listeners questioned whether couples who swap partners are swingers or cheaters, I had to enter my […]

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Hey Men, What Makes It A Great Blow Job?

May 20, 2013 1 Comment

All men love getting them, but not all women love (or even like) giving them. They’re not manscaped (which is beyond gross by the way), we gag, we fear they’ll cum in our mouths (if you’re not into that sort of thing); there are a million reasons why some women just won’t do it. I’m […]

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Baby, I Require Satisfaction!

Mar 10, 2013 No Comments

Confidence. Dominance. Superiority. Strong women have all of these qualities, but knowing how to use them to your advantage is another skill set all together! A skill set, it just so happens, that I seem to have perfected. Let me explain… It should come as no surprise to my regular readers that I am a […]

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It’s Not Myth, It’s Magic!

Mar 08, 2013 4 Comments

yes…YES…YEEEESSSSSS!!! It’s sad really. The thought that many women have never experienced an orgasm, let alone an earth shattering, mind blowing, leg numbing, he-done-fucked-me-stupid G-spot orgasm. Really quite devastating. Luckily, I’m not in that category. (sorry, but I have to gloat about it for just a bit). I feel bad for the women who have […]

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Memories, Muscles and Moaning, OH MY!

Dec 04, 2012 No Comments

My legs may never stop quivering after the weekend I just had! Who needs the gym when you have plenty of available men who supply fantastic cardio workouts? My weekend playtime began with a date Thursday night with Mr. SportsFan. We met for dinner, had a great meal and great conversation (which seems to come […]

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Freak the Freak Out!

Oct 22, 2012 No Comments

There should be 12-Step programs for commitment-phobic singles such as myself! Support groups of some sort. Perhaps shock therapy treatment for those times when we freak the fuck out and get the unnecessary urge to RUN! Seriously, any of these options could have helped me this past weekend. It appears some sort of bat signal […]

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